Intellecual [sic] freedom in the warped sense of giving children access to materials that teach, and even promote, bl*w j*bs, hand j*bs, three-way s*x, the joy of “swallowing” and s*x toys usage in a crude/raunchy manner, nonetheless, is not intellectual, and it is not freedom. It is dangerous, like I said.

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West Bend’s very own FAIL WHALE, Ginny Maziarka, defending her position that “Intellectual freedom for minors is DANGEROUS” and inadvertantly delivering the most hilarious blog comment I’ve read in a very, very long time.

If you’ve stopped keeping track of the whole West Bend library fiasco (especially since the library board voted down Ginny’s petition), Sleepless in West Bend will bring you up to speed.

But, seriously, HILARIOUS FAIL. Here’s to “hand j*bs!”

(via convincingindie)

I really need to stop reading Ginny’s blog. It’s making my head hurt.

On the other hand, it is on occasion hilarious.